Happy Kristmas
Have I ever turned a colour picture black and white except for the red hats?
Oh, not since last year.
Oh, not since last year.

Not that heads seemed to be the most common place for red and white hats...
Something about it being a little hot on stage,

That's Steve, up on stage, singing along, as he always does, Sweet Child of Mine, but I wish he'd change his name, we've got a Steve on guitar and a Steve on the drums, it gets so confusing. And he didn't even have a hat on his head.
Ah, what we need is a man with no sense of shame.
Which would be me...

Talking of which, lack of shame that is, not very Christmasy but...





