Ladies & Gentlemen...

Would you please welcome to the stage,

from Kuala Lumpur Malaysia...

introducing, on the his Les Paul...
Mr Les Paul
oh, whoops, did I make a mistake, isn't that...

but, hang on, if he's... then who is...
ah, problem solved, it's Erik,
who's almost as endowed in the vocal department as...

but for some reason this was silly wig night at the Conlay,
as Stew patently demonstrated when taking a break from behind the keys...
Howlin' Wilf, the man with the harp, would of course, never have need of a wig...
Whilst Hywel, yes that's me up there, at the back, where bass players are always put, under-appreciated, could probably do with something, anything, I'm sure you're all thinking, to cover himself up.

Which brings us to the apologies section:

Stage left, the other end to the camera, yes that's him over there,
behind the mikes, sorry Fletch,
the man with the rhythm and the red guitar...
Gavin

And lastly, but by no means leastly, two feet below,
down at the back, from where it's all driven,
and where no camera will reach,
until now...
don't ask me how, but if you wait long enough, a picture finally turns up,
on the drums...
Steve

But then the bands are only there because you turn up to dance.
Yes you.

next...

the crowd